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Sham Wow vs The Absorber - Product Review

Sham Wow is a Scam Wow

Guys know that when you wash a car or motorcycle you need to dry off the water before the sun to avoid water spots. I’m not sure if chicks know this. I’m not sure when or how I learned this; which leads me to believe it might be a genetic instinct.

To clean your motorcycle right you need a good chamois cloth. Chamois leather originated in the 1800’s when it was found out that if prepared properly the skin of the European Antelope known as Chamois would create a non abrasive and super absorbant cloth. Our genetic disposition to out perform each other means that today’s man (whether biker, hot rodder or boater) requires the edge on his competition. To outshine the other guy it is necesary to have a good chamois in your cleaning bucket.

Many of you are familiar with the Sham Wow from television infomercial fame. My findings at this point are that the Sham Wow is a scam wow.  Until well worn the new Sham Wow will leave little particles of orange sham wow hair on your motorcycle. Not a good side affect when you’re trying to reach the ultimate shine on your scooter. Chicks don’t dig a furry Harley. The Sham Wow does not absorb very well for the purpose of wiping down your bike after a good cleaning. In my opinion it barely works at all in this capacity. However I do believe that it will suck up a whole puddle of water it you let it sit there. But it doesn’t take the water off your mirror in a single wipe which is what you need for cleaning a motorcycle.

The Absorber

I find the typical synthetic chamois such as the commonly sold Absorber works a hundred times better. You can buy these cheap at most anywhere in a variety of colors. I have seen them at Walmart, K-Mart, automotive stores and at my local automotive dealer’s service department.

I apologize in advance for using the four wheeled Mustang as the backdrop for this product review. I cleaned it today and was inspired to finally write this piece on the crappy Sham Wow vs the all powerful synthetic chamois known as The Absorber!

Let’s Ride by Sonny Barger - Book Review

Let’s Ride by Sonny Barger

This book is a departure from what I expected when I was asked to review a new book by Sonny Barger. Sonny as most bikers know is one of the founding members of the Oakland Chapter of the Hell’s Angels. Some know him as the “baddest man on two wheels” (Rolling Stone). He is now in his seventies and has become a prolific writer. I have previously reviewed Hell’s Angel which quickly became a best seller and Ridin’ High, Livin’ Free.  This new book is a beginners guide for new motorcyclists interested in learning to ride and buying their first motorcycle. The “baddest man on two wheels” conducts a master class on the nuts and bolts of motorcycling aimed at the new rider. Sonny delivers in his easy to follow no non sense writing style.

Sonny has been riding motorcycles longer than I have been alive so it only makes sense for him to document his knowledge of the topic he loves most: riding motorcycles. The book is thorough in covering topics such as: how a motorcycle works, different kinds of motorcycles, how to choose a motorcycle, how to inspect a used motorcycle, how to shop for a new motorcycle, how to maintain a motorcycle and how to ride a motorcycle. I found Chapter 6 Advanced Riding Techniques to be an incredibly valuable piece of literature that every motorcyclist should read twice! Sonny touched on the topic of clubs in the final chapter of the book but left me wanting to hear more on the topic of MC culture from the most well known 1%er in the world. Not being new to motorcycling, the thorough chapters on the anatomy of motorcycles, the different types of motorcycles, inspecting a used motorcycle and buying a motorcycle were tedious to read but educational.

Sonny obviously has an unparalleled passion for motorcycling and a vast knowledge base that makes him the perfect author for this book. The surprise in this book is the practicality! Sonny preaches the same principles of safety and practicality that you would find on my website. Coming from me it sounds like geek talk. But coming from Hell’s Angel, well maybe you should listen. In Chapter 3 The Fundamentals of Riding Sonny writes:

“I’m going to provide you with the basics of motorcycle riding in the following pages, but first I’m going to give you the single most important piece of advice in this entire book – complete the MSF Rider Course.”

Sonny also writes “Abuse yourself in whatever way you see fit, but when it comes time to ride a motorcycle, I highly recommend riding sober”.  He preaches that even one beer can mean the difference between life and death. To illustrate this point Sonny recalls an encounter with a deer on his way home from Sturgis last year and said “Had I drank even one beer, that might have slowed my reaction time just enough to cause me to hit the deer.”

If you’re a rider and a reader you’ll want to read this book and every book Sonny writes.  Click here for more information on this book.

Fast Lane Biker Delmarva - a new free magazine for bikers in Delmarva

Fast Lane Biker July 2010

Recently Walt Kuch aka Big Poppa and Caroline Fellman took on the challenge of bringing Fast Lane Biker Magazine to Delmarva. This is a full color print magazine focussed on the local motorcycle community in Delmarva. For for those of you not familiar with that name, that is what we call the Delaware, Maryland and Virginia peninsula of the Chesapeake Bay. The magazine is free and can be picked up at businesses that support and advertise with Fast Lane Biker. I picked up the April issue, which was the first issue, while sitting in the lounge at Mike’s Famous Harley-Davidson of Smyrna, DE. I was intrigued about Walt and Caroline’s story. It seemed they have alot in common with me and Diana. Caroline is the Editor/Publisher and Walt is the Marketing Director. Their magazine features hot biker babes, pictorials and stories with a regional flair that promotes the Delmarva region. This is our our region and I thought that Diana and I should write for this magazine.

I reached out to Walt and told him about what Diana and I have been up to and let him know we would be interested in helping him grow his new upstart magazine. We met with Walt and Caroline yesterday while they were dropping off bundles of the July issue at local businesses. We agreed to write monthly articles for FLB Delmarva. We also plan on selling advertising for the magazine as well.

Diana will have a feature column every month writing about riding from the women’s perspective. We are both excited about our writing moving from the cyber world to a legit ink and paper magazine. We are also in on a ground floor opportunity. So far there have only been four issues printed. Look for us in the fifth issue! We’ll probably be going to Gettysburg Bike Week to cover the event for the August issue.

Click this link to check out Fast Lane Biker Delmarva. At this time the June issue is available online. Click Here.

July 2010 East Coast Biker

July 2010 East Coast Biker Online

The July issue of East Coast Biker online is now available! Read Diana’s Part 2 in a series on the Blue Ridge Parkway on page 48 & 49. See my book review on page 50. Click here.

The Longest 10 Miles

The Boot

It was Million Mile Monday for HOG members around the world, and day #9 in a row of 90+ degree temperatures in Delaware.  The humidity was ridiculous, and the sun was blazing!  We had cut our route a bit short due to the forecast of afternoon thunderstorms, and had just finished up lunch.  A quick check of the radar on Skip’s phone indicated that the storms had already started to pop up, and all of us who were headed north were going to be heading directly into a pretty nasty one!

It was still stiflingly hot where we were in Smyrna, so we decided not to bother with the rain gear since getting wet would be a welcome relief, and the group psyched ourselves up for the trip up US-13.

Mile #1
We were approaching the ramp to get on Rt-1 and cross the Canal Bridge, and I still hadn’t felt a single drop of rain.  There had been a few visible lightning strikes, and the sky was looking quite ominous.  As if Mother Nature had drawn a line where the asphalt switched to concrete at the base of the bridge, all hell broke loose as soon as we crossed that line.  I kept looking at the dark stains on the concrete roadway and thinking that must be oil in there just coming to the surface as the rain began to fall.  It must be incredibly slick, and the winds were pretty strong as we crested the bridge.  Going down the other side I felt like I was being pelted with paint balls, and I couldn’t really see for nothin’!  I was however very glad that I had worn my ¾ helmet with a face shield that day rather than my shorty.

Mile #2
I knew several of the riders were headed much farther north than I, but still it was a bit of a surprise when no one got off the Rt-72 exit with me.  The rains were getting harder with every foot I traveled, and the winds were picking up too.  It made it quite difficult to concentrate on the little details of riding…like exactly which gear I was in.  I pulled up to the traffic light at the end of the ramp, and put my feet down a bit abruptly because of a wind gust.  I tried to balance the bike with one foot on the ground and kick the lever down into first gear, but it wouldn’t budge…so I hoped that I had gotten it all the way down.

As I sat waiting for the light on an inclined slight bank to the left with a huge truck right behind me, I watched as the raindrops on the pavement became white water washing across the roadway and the traffic signals swung sideways in the wind.  The first thought that overwhelmed me was “I am totally alone.”  All of my friends were headed up the highway, and Jay was safe & dry at work.  If anything did happen I would have to handle it completely by myself.  I was having difficulty even holding the bike upright with both feet on the ground because the winds were so strong.  If I could make it around the corner, there was a school a block down the street where I could pull in and be safe for awhile.  There’s no real cover there, but I am already drenched so I’m not sure why that would make a difference anyway.

The traffic light finally changed, I gave it throttle and started letting out the clutch.  The bike did not move.  It was then that I determined I was surely not in first gear.  I shuffled my feet a little as the bike creeped forward about a foot or two.  There was no way on this sideways banked incline with water gushing over my toes that I would be able to pick up a foot enough to get her down to first gear, at least not until the roadway leveled out a little…so I had no choice but to finesse the clutch and practically duck walk my bike around the corner.  I thought the guy in the big truck was going to run me over, but he actually patiently drifted thru the intersection behind me.  I still don’t know if I ever kicked her down into first or if I just fought my way through until second gear could pull her weight, but somehow I actually started moving.

Mile #3
I was in the wrong lane to pull into the school, so I kept on trucking.  Slowly and steadily I rode down Rt-72 toward Red Lion Rd.  There’s a gas station there.  I can pull in and call Jay; he can check the radar for me and let me know where the storm is located, which way it’s moving, and how long until it lets up.  The gas station was on the opposite corner of the intersection from where I caught a red light.  As I sat there I realized that the rain & wind were already dying down so I may as well just keep on moving.

Mile #4
I was very careful to count each shift as I moved along so I’d know exactly what gear I was in.  I was traveling about 40 mph in a 50 mph zone, and thought that I must be a hazard.  But everyone else was going that slowly too, so I stopped worrying about it.  I thought maybe I should turn on my hazard lights, and wondered what on earth possessed me to opt out of the rain gear when I knew I was riding directly into a storm.  At least the hi-viz orange and reflective accents would be much more visible than my soaking wet dark purple mesh jacket.  I spent $175 on good quality gear, why in the world am I not using it?  I never did turn on the blinkers or stop to pull out my rain gear.

Mile #5
Still rolling down Rt-72.  Jay must be worried sick about me.  I bet he has tried to call me, and of course I am not answering.  He’s probably watching the radar at work and wondering what part of the Delmarva Peninsula I am in?  I could be anywhere from Rock Hall MD to Chincoteague VA to Dover DE…  I am actually only 5 miles from home, but I am in the worst possible location – by myself, in the middle of a huge storm!  At least it’s not windy anymore, the rain is steady but getting lighter, and I haven’t seen any lightning since we all went through Odessa.

I crossed paths with another rider caught out in the storm.  He waved, I nodded.  Somehow it seemed as though the message “I feel your pain, Ride Safe, Good luck to you” was passed between us.

Mile #6
Another traffic light.  This time at US-40.  There is one car in front of me who stopped for the yellow, so I’ll be here for awhile.  The left-turning vehicles are coming into the opposite lane now.  Oh no, they are riding through a stream across the roadway!  I am going to have to go through that…and it’s right where I’ll be shifting into 2nd gear!  Steady pace, no sudden moves, keep an even throttle, shift either before I reach it or after I clear it.  I can handle this – it’s just like that time Lem took us for an ice cream ride down Rt-9 and there was standing water all across the roadway.

I lifted my face shield so it didn’t fog up as I sat there, and made the executive decision to keep it up as a sort of visor so I had clear vision until I got through the intersection.  The light turned green, and my plan went off without a hitch.

Mile #7
I ride up and down Rt-72 to work every day.  I could do it with my eyes closed.  It’s one of my favorite roads to ride – not so much because of its excellent twisties or anything, but because its sweeping curves are so familiar.  I feel very at home on this road.  Oh crap, sweeping curves!  I’ve been going pretty much in a straight line so far, but the coefficient of friction is not as great in a curve.  I hope I don’t go sliding across the roadway.  Choose your line very carefully…

Ya know, that pickup truck behind me is staying way back even though I’m going significantly under the speed limit.  That’s pretty considerate of him.  He probably sees some psycho soaking wet chick on a bike and feels sorry for me.

The curves went OK, now for the railroad tracks.  Mikey slid out on railroad tracks in the rain when he was riding his brand new V-Rod home from the dealership the night he bought it.  Banged it up pretty bad.  Not a good thought.  Watch your line, angle it perpendicular, hold it steady.

Mile #8
Almost home – so far, so good.  It’s only drizzling now.  As I sit at the traffic light at Old Baltimore Pike, I can actually see the sky starting to clear off in the direction of my house.  I have intentionally chosen the left lane because the roadway under the I-95 overpass just a few blocks up always has standing water in the right lane every time it rains.

My bike is idling funny.  She doesn’t sound steady at all.  Please don’t stall out on me girl, please don’t stall…  I keep giving her just a little bit of throttle as I sit there, just to keep a strong rumble.

Mile #9
The pickup truck that has been behind me pulls into the right lane.  What a jerk, I think…he is going to barrel  past me through the standing water and splash it all up on me as I go under the bridge!  And I thought he was considerate before…ha!

Oh crap!  There is a whole bunch of traffic all jammed up on the other side of the overpass.  I see some flashy yellow lights up ahead, like the big lane closure arrows, but I can’t quite make them out.  Holy Noah’s Ark, Batman!  The entire road is completely flooded out – at least 4 inches deep, all 4 lanes across, and almost a block long!  that stream across US-40 had nothing on this flowing river! 

Everybody is inching through in both directions at like 5 mph.  At least that means the splashing should be kept to a minimum.  It’s too late now to do anything about it – I’m going in!  OMG, OMG, OMG…  As I got to the other side of the overpass the water just kept getting deeper.  I swear it had to be 6 inches deep at one point.  One of the cars that was coming the other way apparently didn’t get the memo about going slow and his wake splashed up to my knees as he passed me.  Somehow I managed to keep it steady all the way through…now what?  Brake lights?!!  Oh no, I cannot stop now!  I am knee deep in standing water!  Oh thank god you came to your senses…

Mile #10
I turned into the neighborhood and cruised along through a light mist.  Fourteen speed humps, 3 stop signs, around the corner into my court, and…why do people always have to park blocking my ramp up to the shed?  Now I am going to have to go down the sidewalk and around the tree.  Ugh!  And of course, the patio blocks in front of the door are completely underwater.

Well, I made it home safely, poured the water out of my boots, and took a nice hot shower (after calling Jay to let him know I was OK).  This was a Million Mile Monday adventure I will not soon forget!