Is your butt irritated?

anti monkey butt powder

A company called Anti Monkey Butt Corporation makes a specially formulated powder for people who sit for long periods of time like motorcyclists. Anti Monkey Butt Powder and Lady Anti Monkey Butt Powder are specially formulated to prevent “monkey butt” which is like diaper rash for adults! It happens when your ass gets sweaty and can’t breathe. Pretty picture huh? I had this affliction once on a hot day riding all the way to Snowshoe Ski Resort in West Virginia in July. When we got to a country store at the foot of the mountain after riding all day my arse was on fire! I ran into the store and bought a bottle of medicated Gold Bond powder. I ran in the bathroom and poured half the bottle into my jeans and came out of the bathroom all covered with the stuff!

The monkey people sent me a sample bottle to try out and write about. I tried it. I went into my bathroom one morning before a ride and powdered by bottom. I made sure to use a whole bunch of it to get the best affect. I think I got more powder on my bathroom floor in between all the tiles then is on Snowshoe Mountain all winter. I repowdered halfway through the day in a public restroom at an Exxon gas station. Boy is that awkward! Let me sneak this bottle of powder out of my t-bag and into the bathroom with me when all my friends aren’t looking so I can powder my butt! Then of course I made a mess again in the Exxon bathroom with all the powder. This isn’t practical although it does feel nice to have a smooth dry bum. I just don’t think the level of comfort achieved is worthy of stopping roadside to repowder every few hours.

The question that needs to be answered is:

Is this butt powder better than your average talcum powder?

I can’t tell you it is. I can tell you that powdering your butt feels good for a little while but I can’t see making a habit of it.

Battery Tender Junior 12 Volt

Battery Tender Jr

It’s getting to be that time of year where some of you need to think about winterizing your motorcycles. Even if you are not going to winterize, I recommend you keep your motorcycle hooked up to a smart battery tender year round to keep the battery in tip top shape. I always keep our motorcycles connected to a Deltran trickle charger when they are not in use. Deltran makes a number of battery trickle chargers. The Battery Tender Junior 12 Volt is ideal for motorcycles, snowmobiles and ATV’s. It’s also good for personal watercraft and riding lawn mowers. At $39.95 it’s worth the investment.

Click here for more information about winterizing.

Battery Tender Jr plugs directly into your wall outlet so it takes up no space at all. The 12′ lead from the battery tender plugs into a quick connect cable that you install on your battery. The quick connect cable (also known as a pigtail) comes with the battery tender as does a pair of alligator clips. The quick connect wiring harness has a 7.5 amp fuse built into the line. We sell replacement quick connect cables at www.Shop.RoadCaptainUSA.com if you need more than one or need to replace one. We also sell an 8′ extension if you need it although a 12′ lead should be plenty.

Battery Tender Jr product Shot

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Kevlar® Reinforced Motorcycle Riding Pants

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Who wants road rash? Not me! I don’t feel particularly safe riding my motorcycle wearing normal jeans. Even if you wear leather chaps over your pants, they don’t cover your butt! Jeans reinforced with Kevlar® fabric panels sound like a winner to me.  You can purchase jeans that have Kevlar® fabric panels sewn into the areas that are most likely to hit the pavement. This means: They cover your ass!

kevlar reinforced pads

Kevlar® fabric was invented by DuPontTM scientist Stephanie Kwolek in 1965. The fabric is lightweight and has an extremely high tensile strength. Pound for pound Kevlar® is five times stronger than steel.  It was the first material identified for use in concealable body armor. Police officers throughout the world owe their lives to bullet proof vests made of Kevlar®. My first introduction to Kevlar® was during a carving class. I was instructed to buy a wood carvers glove made of Kevlar®. The glove protects my left hand from getting cut while I hold a piece of wood when I’m carving. It is amazing how this lightweight knit glove can’t be cut!

There are a several brands of Kevlar® riding pants to choose from such as as Draggin’ Jeans. Several brands are available from companies outside the United States like Brosh in Isreal. I purchased a pair of Sliders® Kevlar® reinforced cargo pants that are available exclusively from http://www.competitionaccessories.com/. I have been wearing them on almost every ride since I got them seven months ago. Yes, I do try to wash them between rides as often as possible and no I don’t smell like dirty socks… at least I don’t think so.

Camo Sliders Cargo Pants with KevlarBlack Denim Sliders       

They feel exactly like you would expect a pair of cargo pants to feel if they had an extra layer of thick felt like material sewn in. They are perfect for riding in the spring and fall, but my only concern was if they would be too warm to wear in the summer. I wore them all summer but the temps didn’t get much higher than 90 degrees during my test rides. Although they were on the warm side, there wasn’t a ride that I went on that was unbearable… but there were quite a few days that I wished for some vents that I could open up. They do get a little bulky if you wear chaps over them, but again nothing to complain about.

My wife, Diana, ordered a pair of women’s cargo pants from Brosh of Isreal. The Brosh pants feature removeable Kevlar panels and optional body armor to protect your knees. Now she can ride her motorcycle to work and not have to bring a change of clothes (jeans are not allowed at her place of employment).

Brosh womens kevlar reinforced cargo pants        

Neither one of us has gone down, so we can’t attest to the protective qualities of these pants.  You can however go to You Tube and find video clips from Draggin’ Jeans and other manufactures that show product testing that is quite interesting.

If you like your skin and don’t like the feeling of third degree burns then you should look into buying a pair of protective riding pants like Sliders® or Draggin’ Jeans. They don’t cost an arm and a leg and they might save your ass!

Harley-Davidson Hi-Vis Womens Rainsuit 98250-10VW

rain gear hi viz women

It wasn’t too long ago that we were criticising Harley-Davidson’s selection of riding gear for women. I believe that Harley-Davidson has realized that real women riders are a viable market and they listened to the complaints. Finally women can buy attractive functional riding gear and also motor clothes that a professional can wear to work. It’s not just biker whore and giant mama anymore!

I saw this new women’s rain suit at Mike’s Famous Harley-Davidson during the Smyrna Fall Open House and even though we had no money I told Diana she had to go inside and check it out. For $175 it’s actually a great buy. The list of features is long.

First off I think Harley’s hi viz orange is a great color. Secondly this jacket has awesome reflective graphics on the back of the jacket that kicks butt! The jacket has a hood and a fitted elastic waist; this isn’t a just a relabeled men’s rainsuit. The pants come up high past the waist to keep H2O out. The pants have suspenders and stirups to keep everything where it should be. The butt has a grippy bottom so you don’t slide around on your seat. There are heat shields on both legs so your pants don’t melt onto your exhaust pipes. The best feature is probably how the pants completely open up the sides making entry much easier than most rain pants. You can zip them down from the top or up from the bottom, it’s your choice.  The rainsuit packs into its own little Harley-Davidson duffle bag. Although Diana has not road tested the rain suit yet, you can tell she likes it a lot.

Rain Gear 1

rain Gear 2

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suspenders

pants

bottom

stirups

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Riding 2010 Harleys in New York City

Diana on Crossbones

What would you say if Harley-Davidson invited you to a swanky New York City party and asked you to demo ride their motorcycles in the city the following day? Hell yeah!!! And so that kinda explains what happened to Diana and myself this past weekend. Pinch me, I still don’t believe it happened!

Jay on Wide Glide

The line up of 2010 Harleys

On Wednesday October 7th Harley-Davidson held a demo ride session with writers from main stream non motorcycle media such as Maxim Magazine and the Wall Street Journal. On Thursday they held a party and invited more media, some dealers and a few riders. On Friday morning they kept the bikes out for me and Diana to demo ride in NYC. We had our choice of eight models. I was leaning towards the new CVO Softail Convertable but changed my mind to the new Fat Boy Lo since I could see myself really buying this as my next motorcycle. Diana was all set and ready to go on the new Dyna Wide Glide until she realized her feet couldn’t reach the forward controls. Seeing how all the bikes had forward controls except for one, she had to opt for the Nightster.

At the Ainsworth

We don’t know our way around New York, have never been in a city like this on motorcycles and were on unfamiliar bikes… but we were more excited than apprehensive. I guess you could say we have more balls than brains! Or just a great sense of adventure!

Fat Boy Lo

CVO Softail Convertable

Cross Bones

We rolled out from the Ainsworth on the Fat Boy Lo and the Nightster. My Low Rider has mid controls with footpegs. I never rode a bike with floor boards so the brake and heel/toe shifter felt very odd. The floor boards felt comfortable, just like a floor. My feet planted themselves there and then they completely forgot what to do. I had no control of my feet. I just worked the clutch, throttle and handbrake as my senses were on overload coming to the first intersection. A parade of pedestrians crossed the intersection on all four sides and as the traffic light turned green they sorta kinda disipated and we kinda tried to roll through them. It was so congested it was more like duck walking the bike around the first few blocks. Speaking of duck walk… the Fat Boy Lo is really Low! Very easy to duck walk! Very easy to ride due to low seat height and low center of gravity. It was like having a small motorcycle with wide handlebars, a giant headlight and a full 96ci V-Twin. What more could a short guy like myself ask for? I liked it a lot and didn’t want to bring it back. If I wasn’t 50% paying attention to the new surroundings and only 50% attention to the new Harley I would have fallen 100% in love with the machine. Did I mention it looks kick ass with the black out treatment and the satin chrome finish. Very little chrome. I almost want to call it the Exile Cycles Harley. I really liked how the big fat front wheel absorbs bumps, I felt very solid on this bike. The wide handlebars help keep the bike on track, just wish my arms were an inch longer or the bars an inch closer. It was so easy to ride I had no apprehension about swapping bikes with Diana. I felt she could handle this bike with no problem. I tell you, when Diana was on that bike I thought we had to get a matching pair of them. She loooked damn good on that thang! Very sexy! Then it hit me, this is a great motorcycle for men and for women! The Harley-Davidson Fat Boy Lo is going to be a huge success for Harley-Davidson, especially with the female and new rider markets. And also with little guys like me who want to pretend they are Arnold in the Terminator. The only bad thing besides the too small stock mirrors was the the heat coming off the exhaust. Due to the lower seat height your leg is closer to the pipes which means toasty right leg.

Diana cruising on 2010 Nightster

Jay on the 2010 Fat Boy Lo

Diana in new York on 2010 Nightster

When I swapped with Diana I got to ride the Nightster which rode just like her old Sportster Hugger but with drag bars. It reminded me of why we traded up to big V-twins… but I never felt uncool. When I used to ride the Hugger I felt like I was on a chick bike. At least this 1200 doesn’t feel like a chick bike. It looks bad ass, and my ass felt bad. The solo seat was hard as a brick. I’m glad Diana didn’t get used to the floor boards on the Fat Boy and wanted to swap back.

Riding around New York wasn’t as scarey as I thought it would be. It’s so congested that everything is happening very slowly. I had imagined everyone coming at us at crazy speeds from every direction honking and screeching. It wasn’t like that at all. We could barely get the bikes into third gear or over 35 mph. It was like a huge parking lot and we were just tourists tooling around town on a pair of the coolest scooters.

Tooling around New York on bad to the bone 2010 Harley-Davidsons was an awesome way to see the city. I recommend you try it. We had smiles pasted on our faces. We rode by Ground Zero where there was a lot of construction going on. They are building a monument for 9/11. We took some pictures of the construction. It’s strange to see all the buildings and then this city block that doesn’t have any. We also rode by the USS Intrepid air craft carrier. People watching in NYC is definitely a must for you people watchers out there. New Yorkers know how to make a fashion statement.

ground Zero

jay at Ground Zero

Summary:

If someone invites you to party in New York and demo ride new Harley-Davidson motorcycles you say “Hell Yeah!”

The 2010 Harley-Davidson Fat Boy Lo has kick ass styling, handles great and if you would like to buy me one I’ll take it! I’ll take two! Until then I’ll just dream about a matching pair for me and Diana.

The 2010 Nightster is a cool 1200 with awesome rat bike/bobber styling. It looks mean!

Riding around New York on motorcycles isn’t as scarey as one might think. In fact it was quite enjoyable. A great way to go sight seeing! I might go back on my own bike. It might not be as much fun as Harley-Davidson handing over two brand new 2010 motorcycles with Wisconsin manufacturer plates on them, but it could still be a good time.

S100 Wheel Cleaner - Product Review

S100 Wheel Cleaner

Unless you live under a rock you know S100 products are great for cleaning your motorcycle. I’m not a chome and spoke wheel guy, I’m more practical and go for the tubeless alloy wheels. Diana and I ride Dyna’s with almost the same wheels. Neither of us are big on cleaning our bikes but when we do we start with S100 products. Cleaning the brake dust and road grime off the wheels seems like a job in itself. That’s where S100 Wheel Cleaner comes in. It’s a high performance gel that you spray on, wait a little bit and then spray off with a water hose. I scrub the wheels with the scrubbing side of a dish washing sponge before the rinse and then again after the rinse and rinse again. I do this until I’m satisfied. S100 Products usually require extra rinsing off to make sure the washing agents have completely washed away along with the road grime.

I have practically ruined my wheels by not cleaning them enough. It seems like the road grime and brake dust are permanently attached to the exposed unpainted unpowder coated alloy of the wheel. I’m trying to take care of Diana’s wheels a little better; especially since her wheels are 100% exposed alloy. My Low Rider came with similar wheels but have a smooth finish and black powder coating on the mag spokes which makes cleaning a lot easier. Not only did the Super Glide come with no powder coating on the wheels, but Harley-Davidson gave it a textured finish which is much more difficult to clean. Another one of those jokes that H-D plays on us that I don’t get.

The S100 Wheel Cleaner is good stuff for alloy wheels.

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