Ride and Have Fun!

Not long ago I posted a joke about a man who seemed very upset to his wife. She thought something was seriously wrong with their relationship. She thought that he might be angry at her, having an affair or just didn’t love her anymore. In the end the man was just upset because his Harley Davidson motorcycle would not start that morning. In the big scheme of life a motorcycle mechanical problem should not be a big deal, but it is difficult for us to remember this because we are so passionate about riding.

To most of us, motorcycling should be just about fun. If you belong to an MC or made motorcycle riding your profession, than motorcycling will take on a bigger role in your life than those of us who are in it purely for pleasure. For those of you out there who are members of HOG chapters or lone riders… remember this: Ride & Have Fun! That’s what it’s all about; it’s that simple. There are too many other things in life that cause stress, riding shouldn’t be one of them!

I have recently taken on the position of Director for First State HOG. At this early stage of my Directorship I believe the single most important thing is the HOG creed: Ride & Have Fun! It’s easy to get caught up in the politics of he said, she said and territorial disputes over who is supposed to do what. As a blogger it can be tempting be baited into an online argument with a rude commenter. It is also easy to get caught up in the online argument of who is a biker and who isn’t. Most bikers are big into the concept of respect. To some, reputation is everything. We have big ego’s and a little thing can come across to another as a manner of disrespect. A small disrespect can easily evolve into a full out war. In all these cases, please remember: Ride & Have Fun! It’s that simple.

Well there you have it, my new religion: Ride & Have Fun!

Please feel free to comment, but don’t disrespect me or I will delete your comment and go about my business of Riding and Having Fun.


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First State HOG of the Year Award

2008 FSH HOTY

I debated whether or not to write this post because I don’t want to come off like I’m toot’n my own horn. But if I don’t write about this then it diminished the importance of the award… so here goes!

I was awarded with the prestigious 2nd annual HOG of the Year award by First State HOG for 2008 at our year end holiday party last weekend! I have not won many awards or trophies in my life so this is a proud moment for me, especially because it is related to something I am so passionate about. Our members vote during our October and November general meetings by secret ballot for the member who most represents what being a HOG member is about. I love that my fellow FSH HOG members recognize the effort I put into being a HOG officer and Road Captain. I hope that I inspire new members and renew the enthusiasm of our long time members. I don’t have children so it’s not like I’m going to win the Iron Dad award anytime soon; so this will be my crowning achievement!

The award itself is an awesome copper statue of a soaring eagle with outstretched talons and wings. The detail, especially in the feathers, is incredible. The statue stands 17.5″ tall and has a wingspan of 17.5″

I love it and thank every one of my HOG brothers and sisters. This award means a lot to me. I hope to serve you well as our new FSH Director for 2009.

First State 2008 HOG of the Year award
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Congrats Mr. Assistant Director

HOG Logo

When we joined the First State HOG chapter only a year and a half ago, we never dreamed that we would become so involved or that we would get so much out of being in this club. HOG has become a very important part of our lives and an integral part of our social life.

As of tonight, Jay is officially the new Assistant Director of First State HOG!

From day one, Jay has been involved in chapter events–not just participating in rides, but volunteering to make hundreds of hamburgers for the 9/11 riders’ stop at Mike’s Famous HD dealership, leading groups of riders for the spring poker run, coming up with creative ideas for chapter events as our Activities Officer, and planning & leading many rides as a Road Captain including several weekend trips to far away destinations!  He entertains at our monthly meetings with his comic antics, bizarre stories, and cheesy prizes for the monthly new-member contests.  Jay is always thinking about ways to make the chapter more successful and fun.

I cannot be more proud that his efforts have been recognized.  Congratulations baby on this well-deserved honor!  You are going to be fabulous!

PS - I love you  :-)

I Am Officially a HOG Road Captain

HOG RC Patch

I was patched as an official HOG Road Captain for the First State HOG chapter earlier this evening. I am very proud of this accomplishment and thank everyone who supported me including our Road Captains, Road Captain Prospects, and members who participate in my rides. 

When I dubbed this website www.RoadCaptainUSA.com I never meant to imply I was a Road Captain. I started going by the online handle Road Captain on other blogs and biker forums only as a way to create visibility for my site. I clearly stated on my About Page that I was the FSH Activities Officer. Some of you may have been disappointed to find out I was not officially a real Road Captain. I considered myself a Road Captain of the Internet; through my blog posts I can guide you and give you useful information that will make your biking experience better.

The more I immersed myself in writing my posts and group riding with our club the position of Road Captain began to interest me more and more. There is sort of an art form to being a Road Captain. It’s like zen biker martial arts with elements of karma, style, intuition, wisdom and the ability to execute the moves correctly. I also liken the RC patch to the black belt. Like Mr Miagi pointed out to young Danielson, it’s your skill and accomplsihments that make you a black belt… not the belt itself.

Now that I have earned the patch, I am glad to finally be legitimate! Thank you all for bearing with me and now that I am legit I hope you continue to read my blog and participate in my rides.

Red Roost Ride 2008

Road Captain’s Log… Star Date 7:12:08

We traveled to a distant galaxy far far away… in the middle of no where… to a restaurant called the Red Roost in Whitehaven, Maryland. After riding 120 miles the crew was in need of a little R&R. We ate chicken, ribs and crab cake served with french fries and corn on the cob. It was a voyage to be remembered!

Captain Kirk

If you didn’t read the intro like Shatner, please go back and start over.

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Every year the Baltimore Metro Chapter of HOG organizes an event known as the Red Roost Ride. Members from the HOG chapters in Maryland and Delaware are invited. Last year I had just taken on the responsibility of Activities Officer before the event and was going to be on my honeymoon during the event. No one from First Sate HOG went (my fault, sorry). This year I was determined to participate. I was able to motivate a small crew of riders to join me.

Our crew of 7 riders (no passengers) met at 8:45 am at Pencader Plaze in Newark, DE.  Diana and I gassed up at the Exxon where a member of the Pagens MC was also gassing up. Then two members of the BMW Owners Group of DE/MD pulled up also. We recognized them from our ERC class last week and said hello and shared a few jokes. I told them that class will cost me $11,000 and they knew exactly what I meant.

Interesting how my wife, Ed’s wife and the BMW dudes wife all ride their own bikes. Must be a sign of the times.

We left on time from Newark, DE at 9:00am and headed down the quickest route to our destination. One of our riders didn’t feel well and turned back at the Route 301 Welcome Area across the Maryland state line. It took over three hours and we covered 120 miles. Some of the roads we took like Route 301 and 50 were pretty busy, but all of a sudden we got off the beaten path pretty quickly. Next thing you know we are in the middle of no where typical of backroads around the Chesapeake region. As we rode single file down this little back woods road I went to point at some gravel with my foot. I was so focused on pointing out the danger that I didn’t realize that was the entrance to the restaurant. Yep, we had to travel down a gravel driveway several hundred feet to get to the Red Roost which was surrounded by wilderness. We arrived at 12:20. Just after we arrived Old Glory HOG pulled in like a parade. They may be a newly formed chapter but the six of us felt pretty tiny in comparison to their club participation.

First State at Red Roost 2008

Old Glory took a group photo in front of the restaurant and then we did too. Then we went inside. This place is really cool. I would never imagine having such a nice restarant in the middle of east bum f**k. The T-shirts in the gift shop are great. We all bought different shirts. We’ll have to try to get a group photo of us in our Red Roost shirts sometime soon. Check mine out.

Get Lost T-shirt

We met a nice couple from Delmarva HOG (Seaford, DE) who are members of the CMA. Their names were Doug and Suzanne. They both rode Harley Trikes. Doug’s has a trailer that looks like a little Hummer. Taz keeps an eye on the Trikes and trailer when Doug’s not around.

Taz’s Trike

Hummer Trailer

Our sponsoring dealership, Mikes Famous Harley Davidson, was recently purchased by Harley Davidson of Annapolis. It was very fitting that we were seated next to the Annapolis Chapter. Annapolis took up several tables and our table was an extension of theirs; like we were their little sister chapter. I was fortunate to be seated next to their Director, Liz, who I met last month at our general meeting. Liz was way cool, it was great fun comparing notes and discussing club stuff with her.

The food and the service were great. Randy from Baltimore Metro HOG did a fantastic job organizing this event and I look forward to participating many more times. Four of us had the crab cakes with french fries and corn on the cob. There was butter in a squeeze bottle on the table that you squirt onto the corn cob. How neat is that? Kevin had fried chicken. Old School had the Bar-B-Q ribs. The rack of ribs made everything else look tiny. He looked like Fred Flinstone eating that gigantuan rack of ribs. The crab cakes rocked!

Wilma made these ribs!

I didn’t feel like taking the same route home; that would be boring. I thought everyone would just split up after the event and Diana and I would head out on a route I had partially planned in my head. I didn’t really map out a route home. 

Kevin was heading out to the Baltimore area and said goodbye. He ended up riding with some members from Old Glory. Thank you Old Glory for looking out for our friend.

Now we were 5. Karen and Ed Fortner, Old School Bob, and my faithful wife and riding companion Lady Di headed out toward Salisbury, MD with me. I screwed up the way I wanted to go but no one cared. We ended up back on Route 50 West instead of 50 East and I entirely missed Route 13. We explored Route 313 North suggested by my wife, Diana (several times before I finally listened). Route 313 was a great ride! I didn’t like leading a group and not having everything mapped out and structured. We were going to follow 313 further North but once I recognized some familiar roads from our Tilghman Island ride with the McMaster family I pulled off 313 and followed 311 toward Delaware. I kept following the signs to Smyrna, Delaware. Everytime I pulled up to a red light or stop sign my wing women would come up next to me and cluck like a Red Roost.  She had the nerve to call me a chicken! My own wife!

After leading the three day trip to Mansfield, PA in a monsoon back in May I took a little break from leading rides. This was my first since then. The ride home was very enjoyable and we all had a great time at the Red Roost. The voyage was a success!

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Captains Notes:

1. remember to order the ribs next year!

2. Diana rode like a pro all day. She broke 7000 miles on the Sporty today. She is getting pretty comfy on it even though the wind is probably tossing her around like a leaf.

3. I broke 10,000 miles on my bike just a few weeks shy of owning it for a year (July 29th).

4. The Red Roost dress code “Comfortable” should be followed by all restaurants.