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GBW Tattoo Contest

Here are some great pictures of the 10th Anniversary Gettysburg Bike Week Tattoo contest!

tiger boob tattoo

tramp stamp vines tattoo

pretty blonde chickwith tattoo on pelvis and everywhere else

pretty blonde chick has tats on the butt

talk to the micro phone tattoo chick

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You think you’re a good mechanic?

So you think you’re a good mechanic? Can you fix your motorcycle if it is 30 feet up in the air on a tightwire? Check out the chicks from Circus Una! We got a look see at this motorcycle thrill show while at the 10th Anniversary Gettysburg Bike Week.

“Bike doesn’t start so I’ll check the gas tank and see if it has any go go juice.”

checking the gas the old fashioned way

Open cap, look inside, yes it has gas. Better call the mechanic to bring her bag of tools and tricks up here.

coming to fix the Suzuki

Red removes the seat while blondie gets to work. We’ll hang the bag o tools on the footpeg and use our mouth if needed to hold tools as we hang on for dear life while fixing the old Suzuki.

your local high wire motorcycle mechanic is here

You don’t see this everyday, unless maybe you’re this guy.

you don’t see this everyday

“I see the problem! Now if I can just tighten this thingy down before my clog falls off my foot and hits that Road Captain USA guy in the head!”

I think I see the problem here

She sure is the most stylish motorcycle mechanic I have ever seen!

I can bring home the bacon too!

“OK Blondie you fixed it! Now get down on the trapeze while I fire this baby up!”

ok now get off my bike bitch

Bike is fixed, now it’s showtome!

here we go blondie

you ready to ride?

we move’n and groov’n now honey

Look at me, I’m a superstar!

Question: What do you call an upside down blonde motorcycle stunt women?

upside down blonde

Answer: Circus Una!!!!

Circus Uno!

“OK Red so you think you’re hot stuff up there! Let’s go for a spin! I wanna be on top!”

Flip’n Una 1

Flip’n Una 2

Flip’n Una 3

Flip’n Una 4

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We Saw Funny Things in Gettysburg

Bours heads

We went to the 10th Anniversay Gettysburg Bike Week… and we did see some funny things! The above items were in a leather shop on Steinweher Ave. I would venture to guess it was Wilderness Lodge Leather & Hat. The below picture was taken in the event parking lot at Granite Hill Campground.

Pirate and Wenchy

We saw a pretty wild biker cowboy enter a mini bike in the burnout competition. He spanked his little black machine and wet down the tires with bottled water to make it perform better. He didn’t win!?

Biker Cowboy with minibike 1

spank that thang

right on the buttocks

getting wild on that mini thang

full wheelie action

We saw funny underpants again. Last year I did not show the funny underpants because I thought they were a little on the adult humor side but I will share these with you this year.

funny under pants

These crazy ladies decided to stir things up. Those innocent bikers were making sure to follow the signs plastered all over town that read “Throttle Down In Town”. So these two pulled up a chair from a sidealk cafe and positioned themselves curbside to signal the bikers coming by to rev their throttles up! They were a hoot!

crazy ladies

Funny or ingenious? I’m thinking this is more genious than funny but I’ll hit you with it anyway. This is how you travel to a burnout contest if you’re serious!

bike with a spare