A Little Joke

This is not very useful motorcycle information, but it is a funny little ha ha. Hope you like it. 

 A woman made the following entry in her private blog:

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn’t flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn’t say much. I asked him what was wrong. He said, “Nothing”. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn’t upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it.

On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can’t explain his behavior. I don’t know why he didn’t say “I love you, too.” When we got home I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent.

Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded to my caress, and we made love. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep – I cried. I don’t know what to do. I’m almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

Her husband made this entry in his private blog:

My Harley wouldn’t start today, but at least I got a little sex.

18 Responses to “A Little Joke”

  1. MR. RC: It’s more of that Bike-Sexual thing it sounds like to me 🙂 Just more proof us males are a simple creature.

    fasthair

  2. That was good, kinda like Male Female Typical day. My wife gets upset everytime I end a phone conversation and she asked me what me and the other guy talked about… I say “nothing” she says you were on the phone 15 minutes and you said nothing. I say “yup”

  3. Ann said she would never tell anybody.
    Dammit!!

  4. Those were supposed to be private blogs, quit hacking into my stuff!

  5. Sorry BB. I hacked, I saw and I had to share!

  6. That was funny! I can see something like that happening here, but Big D’s bike always starts, and I’m not allowed to say otherwise. 🙂

  7. Thanks for the ha ha! 🙂

  8. I just forwarded a link to your post to my wife. I told her that this may explain a lot about the male biker psyche.

  9. A woman once told me that men were too complicated, too difficult to understand. I replied that men were simple, understanding us was easy, only three things needed to be gotten right to make us happy: Food, sex, toys.

    That’s all there is ladies. Cover those bases with your man and he’s all yours and will do your bidding.

    Doug

  10. I’ve been telling my wife just as Doug K. said. The pain in the butt is “why do I have to keep saying that”? Come on girls. We are but simple and humble men.

  11. I have for a long time gone by the philosophy:
    Men have only 2 moods–hungry and horny. So ladies, if you see a man without a hard-on, make him a sandwich!

  12. Princess Di will you marry me?!?!? Finally a woman who gets it! hahahaha

    fasthair

  13. Sorry Fasthair, as of 7/7/07 Princess is mine… at least until I screw up.

  14. Oh well it was a nice dream! But I’ve got faith you’ll screw it up. After all you are a guy and we always screw it up 🙂

    It’s nice that you installed Wife 1.0. Lets hope you don’t have to run the utilities Roses 4.4, or grovel 2.2 or the hardest app to run I’m Sorry I’m an Idiot 10.2 That one always gave me grief.

    fasthair

  15. Fasthair,
    it’s actually Wife 3.0…but he’s doing really good so far! 🙂

  16. The two previous versions crashed big time. This version is much more user friendly. A major improvement!

  17. That wasn’t funny! I’ve been there!

    LOL…ok, so it was funny, but disturbingly true.

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