An Early Christmas for Me!

HJC SYMAX 2 with integrated sun screen

Wow, it’s like an early Christmas for me today! I got a free full face helmet and a 16 month calendar featuring “the sexy stars of nude magazines and videos” with The Dirty Dozen Gang! Keep in mind I didn’t order this!

I ordered a few calendars from Calendars.com as gifts for family. Apparently somone in the fulfillment department got confused and sent this calendar featuring nude adult actresses instead of the Ansel Adams calendar I ordered for my brother. Hmmm, I wonder how this happened? How does one mistake porno for B&W scenescapes? I feel really bad for the dude who ordered his hot naked steamy porn star calendar. Imagine his disappointment when he receives a calendar featuring B&W photography of American landscapes. I hope they send me the right calendar in time for Christmas! I think my brother might pass out if I give him this one. It’s a good thing I didn’t request the FREE gift wrapping! If I get stuck with this I’ll have to send it to Joker.

Porno Calendar  Ansel Adams Calendar

They are almost the same, I can see the resemblance!

Some really cool people at a company called Riders Discount sent me an HJC Modular Full Face Helmet to test out! I’m thinking this will keep my head warm while riding in the winter. Riders Discount has over 400,000 products and a low price guarantee. Most of their product line is geared toward the sportbike market but they intend on expanding. You can call them at 1-866-931-6644 and tell them the Road Captain sent you or check out their website at www.RidersDiscount.com

Keep an eye out for my review on the HJC SY-MAX II full face modular helmet with integrated sunshield. I feel like Darth Vader when I put this on but I’m not gonna complain if it keeps my head warm in December and January. I also hope this “wind tunnel tested” helmet eliminates the vibration I experience when I ride with my windshield on.

HJC SY-MAX 2 Modular Helmet
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14 Responses to “An Early Christmas for Me!”

  1. Nice helmet! Looks good on you!

    And you could send the calendar to Big D, as well! I’m torn between who’s the bigger perv, my husband or Joker! LOL! 🙂

  2. I like the helmet, but I’m sorry, I’m not buying the whole “calendar mixup” story. 😉

  3. You all should have seen the doofus walking around the house last night saying “Luke, I am your father…”! LOL

    That contraption has so many shields, visors, vents, and other gadgets that flip open & closed that I would probably crash my bike trying to adjust them all while riding…if I didn’t tip over first from bulbous head syndrome!

  4. Maybe some hair would help with your windshield problem. I don’t think anyone is buying the calender mix up story, but nice try.

  5. LOL! Man, sounds like the dude at the fullfillment center needs some fullfullment. Dirty Dozen huh? Yowzers!

    I have that helmet sans the retractable blast shield for the eyes. During the cold runs it works great. Let me know how the blast shield works.

  6. Yes, Ed I do think the lack of hair has something to do with my helmet bobble.

  7. I figured you were a pretty good guy but ordering an Ansel Adams calendar? Truly a Renaissance man! I salute your obvious culture and good taste and…oh wait, that was a gift for your brother, not you? Never mind.

    Doug

  8. See Santa does listen after all!

  9. Well, I’m gonna try to go ride in a Christmas parade now. It’s 8:00am and only 28 degrees out. I’ll wear the new full face helmet. What else can I do to warm things up? Hmmm.

  10. Yes, well Doug, the brother lives in a1.2 million dollar house in Bethesda MD and Jay rides a hog. What did you expect??? LOL

  11. Mix up?

  12. Well, Cap, as you know, the Symax II did well for me this past week.

    I expect I’ll be getting a replacement for it.

  13. Yes, a replacement is a good idea after testing it out through real world crash test and surviving.

  14. sorry jay but all i can picture is rick moranis in spaceballs. i’m still shaking my head.
    space balls

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